This is the text that my voice-recognition software generated when I first played a guitar into it. I added the line breaks later. The program was iListen, the microphone was a PlainTalk, and the tune I thought was “The Girl I left Behind Me.” It was really Garryowen.

A delivery room and courier

and a the team of room to

it is a vote I have thrived how well,

“move to moon room being in that room

and it currently have to whom is to move

to net and a good or two to

the damage his drew though it to do it

two to the to remove

and the to turn a as a move to in love

at June I have a little or of

a don’t him in the two to

draft to do Dana or tune to Mac

you that in a day

to the phone into a loser

but that the to over her and I am to laugh

to the they have a row in a unit of to move

20 March 2001